The woman in green said, "Will you die if your master tells you to die, foolish monk?"

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Peanut said, "I’m not afraid of death."
The woman in the green shirt said, "Yo-ho, you monk still know that it’s rare."
Peanuts are busy drinking and eating meat, and they can’t talk back and forth for the time being.
Li Zhichang smiled. "But I don’t know the girl’s name?"
The woman in the green shirt said, "My name is Liu. You are not a Taoist. You can calculate it."
Li Zhichang ha ha a smile "then I guess the girl is called’ Liu Yingying’"
The woman in green said, "So you already know my name. Taoist priests can’t help drinking and cheating."
Li Zhichang smiled gently. "No lie, let’s drink." Li Zhichang gently picked up the cup.
The woman in green said, "The cup is too stingy and should be a big bowl."
Peanut suddenly said, "It’s better to drink and eat meat in a big bowl."
Li Zhichang light say with smile "will be so trouble directly jars to drink".
The woman in the green shirt said, "I’m glad to hear that a good Taoist is heroic and a girl."
The three men each held a jar, and before the young monk had finished drinking the jar, the green woman said, "This young monk can drink too much."
The young monk said, "Sister, this wine is good. Have some more."
The shop owner in the green shirt will never drink less. Li Zhichang drinks all the time. He drinks like a whale, and he can’t drink enough. He doesn’t eat meat. How much wine does he get into his stomach? The green shirt woman sees Li Zhichang’s capacity for liquor, and she has a fighting heart. She just drinks up two altars and ages for a while, and her cheeks are like fire, her eyes are blurred, and her eyebrows are like Cu, and Shu Ying’s mouth is not smiling.
The young monk cares about drinking and eating meat. Li Zhichang and the green shirt girl are not pure gluttons like him
Li Zhichang said leisurely, "Speaking of drinking, I think of two friends."
The green-shirted woman’s eyes are blurred. "It’s strange that the fair-weather friends don’t obey the rules and the monks don’t obey the rules."
Li Zhichang said, "It’s no ordinary fair-weather friend. My two friends drink wine, but they are not."
The woman in green asked, "What’s this?"
Li Zhichang said, "The first friend was an alien, but he was born with an extraordinary capacity for liquor. Every minute he drank wine, he gained more strength. Heroism and dry clouds are the only things I have seen in my life." Then Li Zhichang briefly said Qiao Feng’s life story.
The woman in green said, "This man is a hero. Let’s have another drink."
They took another swig of wine. Li Zhichang said, "There is another person who is somewhat similar to the girl. They are both erotic people. Others drink wine, but he drinks to make himself miserable."
Chapter 21 Hanshan Temple Clock
Liu Yingying wonders, "I’ve heard of drinking to drown my sorrows, but I haven’t heard of drinking to make myself miserable."
Li Zhichang said, "He has a serious lung disease. You should know that a person with lung problems should not drink alcohol. Every time he drinks alcohol, he will cough violently, as if he wanted to cough up his heart, liver, spleen and lungs before he would stop."
Liu Yingying said, "Why does he torture himself so much?"
Li Zhichang told Liu Yingying the story of Li Xunhuan. It seems to Li Xunhuan that his life is like that. Although he has rich experience, there is still nothing worthy of praise. However, when others hear his story, they will have different feelings.
But Liu Yingying felt different from others. She said, "This man is really an asshole."
She went on to say, "Taoist, you are friends with this bastard. It seems that you are not a good thing yourself."
Li Zhichang smiled gently. "The girl is not the first to say that he is an asshole."
Liu Yingying said, "Who else?"
Li Zhichang light way "himself".
Liu Yingying said, "This man is willing to admit that he is a fucking self-knowledge."
Li Zhichang said, "Sometimes being too self-aware will make you more miserable. The most precious thing in the world is to be confused."
Liu Yingying heart way this person seems HuaLiYouHua is a guide girl?
Liu Yingying said, "Not to mention being confused, do you think I am the first to say whether you are a good thing or not?"
Li Zhichang smiled slightly. "The girl is indeed the first."
Liu Yingying smiled and said, "In this case, are we going to be a big white?"
Li Zhichang also responded with a smile, "It should be."
At this time, there was a huge melodious clock outside, and I saw a big clock with long legs in the distance. I quickly ran to the front of the building and didn’t return to the building. When the big clock came near, everyone found that it was not the big clock that had legs, but a tall old monk with a big clock on one shoulder and an ebony stick in one hand.
Someone exclaimed, "This is the clock of Hanshan Temple."
Everyone gasped. Hanshan Temple weighs more than 1,000 kilograms. How did this monk come with the clock? The old monk’s beard and beard were all white. The monk in front of the clock was big and grinned. "The store monk asked me for a drink."
The shopkeeper said, "thief bald, there is no wine here. Move the clock quickly, or how can I do business?"
Li Zhichang smiled leisurely. "This monk is going to drink one point of wine and gain one point of strength. If the store doesn’t give wine, the monk will stay."
The monk looked at Li Zhichang and laughed. "I said why my eyelids kept jumping today. It turned out that I wanted to meet you with a cow nose."
At this time, Peanut heard the monk’s happy voice descending from the sky, "Master, I miss you so much."
He showed donkey kong’s divine power, and his posture was so fast that he jumped off like the wind. At that time, the old monk didn’t expect peanuts to be hugged by peanuts here.
The monk looked at Li Zhichang and said, "Bad luck, dead cow nose, calculating the old monk." It turns out that the monk has long been extremely perceptive and almost immortal. It should be said that peanuts should have been discovered long ago. However, in recent years, Li Zhichang’s understanding of "looking at the sky and looking at the gas" has made a lot of gains, which secretly made the technique cover up the smell of peanuts, and Li Zhichang never buried his own gas. In the eyes of such a master as the monk, he could feel that Li Zhichang’s gas was blazing and naturally ignored his things even with his eyes closed. This is also the fact that Li Zhichang is now gradually able to
The monk said, "What a bull’s nose. I haven’t seen the magical power for a few years. Let’s weigh it."
Li Zhichang said, "The old monk has grown up differently recently, and I don’t know where you are blessed. This little peanut has only achieved thirty-six figures at the age of fifteen or sixteen, but you, the old monk, have achieved accomplishments in the prime of life."
The monk said, "How can the little bastard compare with the old monk who created donkey kong Divine Power Heaven and Earth when he was less than twenty years old? Who else is more talented than the old monk?"
Liu Yingying chuckled, "Monks brag and flatter themselves. It’s shameless."
Li Zhichang smiled and said, "Miss Liu’s words are poor. If others say that nature is a big lie, but nine monks are Zen giants who have realized Buddhism. Many years ago, Zen claimed to be a school of Zen, and such a realm is not inferior to the five ancestors of Zen. It is not unreasonable to say that talent is brilliant."
Jiuru said, "It must be strange for a cow’s nose to flatter a monk like this."
Li Zhichang said, "Don’t monks still fear that I won’t succeed?"
Jiuru said, "Monks don’t know the word’ fear’ from birth."
At the same time, he said, "Little monk, don’t always hold the old Buddha’s feet and get up for me."
Peanut said, "I’m afraid that if I give up, you’ll always run away."
Jiuru said, "The old monk said he would not run if he didn’t run."
Peanut said, "Master, don’t try to fool me. You will definitely carry Jiuding in front of me again."

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